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2+2 yra funny tema: Things you did when you started out playing poker

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Reported 2 people who I mistakenly thought were colluding at the .01/.02 tables.

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"omg *shock*, they can see my cards! how can i cover them like they do?!"

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would shut my door to my dorm room, turn off aim, and focus

on a 9-person, $6 sng

i one-tabled them

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-we had to print out the hand rankings because we could never remember which hand was better, FH or flush

-we had blinds of 1/2 "units". SB had to call an additional 2 units, BB had to call an additional 1 unit.

-a friend once called a river bet and said "come on ACE!!!". um, John, that's all the cards to be dealt.

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[x] Watched Late Night Poker, heard Jesse May talk about "representing the Ace" on an A high board. Would then go on play money Pokerroom tables and "represent the Ace" on three streets every hand for 4 hours.

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Two tabled 2NL on iPoker (BR management) and tried to avoid the 2NL regulars.

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I got really depressed when i had a 9 dollar downswing and cheered myself up by reading highstakes pros inspirational stories about dealing with swings

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Thought a bluff HAD to be an all-in bluff

weared sunglasses while playing $5,5 SnG's online to "bluff better"

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I literally got mad at people when they raised preflop. I remember typing into chat "why are you raising when you only have 2 cards?"

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Played freeroll for 6 1/2 hours, cashed 1$, went to a blackjack table and lost it in first deal.

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Played every hand in the first two blind levels of tourneys/sngs cos it was cheap.

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I bet 1sb every hand, every street. When someone asked me why I did that I said, "Because nobody will know what I have if I bet the same amount each time."

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i 4 tabled 5/10 lhe play money on party. after 1 hr i had made about 300 in chips. called parents over n told them to let me deposit cos i can make $300/hr.

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after my first deposit and losing a few euros, I made a genius plan. I searched for a big stack, went to the table, and bought in for the min. Every time a big stack would go all in, I would call, obv thinking I'll get all his money if I win. I was so devastated when I finally win and he gets some of his chips back

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You know those sites that sell programs claiming to be able to tell what your opponent's hole cards are? Well when I first started playing I seriously considered buying it because I thought there was no way they would sell a product for $600 that wouldn't work.

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Went nuts in the chat box at people playing push/fold sng bubble strat because I thought they were rich pros just playing for chits & giggles and to "ruin the game" by going all in every hand.

Emailed Stars support absolutely furious because my AT lost to JJ on a JTTAx (or similar) board. I honestly sat there in disbelief as the pot was shipped to the "losing" hand instead of mine (I mean WTF? I ? HADZ THE ACE!). Sadly Stars didn't reply to my degen email.

Thought that I was being scammed when one guy would type my holecards into the chatbox every time I mucked at showdown. (Another furious email to support followed).

Went busto on Party, and then busto'd my dad's account while he was asleep trying to win my roll back.

Thought I was awesome because I had Texas Calculatem (which didn't work properly)

Played every single freeroll on Party, would rush home from whatever I was doing to play them, took one down for $53 after about 5 hours and thought I was god - Thought about going pro.

Tilted off my stars roll because I was pissed that I lost all of my 350fpps in the 10k sats.

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I would go on insane monkey tilt and chat berate when a garbage hand like T9s beat my K3o.

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